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Веселости из Америки

Веселости из Америки

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Funny stuff from USA Приношу извинения за перебои в выпусках рассылки. Подробнее о причинах можно прочитать на сайте - Catbegemot.net - How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your d...

2004-04-22 01:09:31 + Комментировать

Веселости из Америки Irishman, Disorder in the Court

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Funny stuff from USA A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest as to who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here to spending the rest of me life, Between the legs of me wife" That won him top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, he won the prize for the best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, and wh...

2004-03-30 23:39:29 + Комментировать

Веселости из Америки

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Funny stuff from USA A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabiths" And the shopkeeper gets down one his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby" She in turn puts her hands on her knees, bends forward and says, "I don't fink my pyfon gives a fuck" A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he...

2004-03-23 01:14:08 + Комментировать

Веселости из Америки

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Funny stuff from USA On Rules Of Jewish Vocabulary. Just as the Eskimos have 27 words for snow, Jews have 31 words for neurotic. Only those fluent in Hebonics will sense when to call someone mashugana, ts'mished, furdrehet, hot nisht ein kaup, or vaist nisht vus ehr reht. Here are a few words to get you started. 1. "Sch, as a prefix to anything, suggests disapproval: "Cadillac schmadillac, you're suddenly too good for the Lincoln" 2. Learning to pronounce "sch" properly is...

2004-03-15 06:30:00 + Комментировать

Веселости из Америки plane hijacking, Schwartzkopf, Chinese proverbs

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Funny stuff from USA Dear Sirs: I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked w...

2004-03-11 00:07:18 + Комментировать

Atheist, pick-up lines, what is American, Q & A, book on logic

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Funny stuff from USA An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in. He ran ev...

2004-03-05 00:36:37 + Комментировать

Веселости из Америки

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Funny stuff from USA Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," David says. "Why Osama ...

2004-02-29 10:27:09 + Комментировать

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