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Если Вы изучаете английский язык Вам будут интересны материалы нашей рассылки. Анекдоты и цитаты на английском языке, для изучения новых слов. Грамматика английского языка для начинающих. Подпишитесь, будет интересно!
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Pocket English - Английский на каждый день - 26 сентября 2013
Материалы Видео Грамматика Pocket English: Тесты Pocket English: Аудирование Анекдоты A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000" The client asked, "What? How's that possible" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused" Слова для запоминания: brain - мозг scientist - учёный A patien...
Pocket English - Английский на каждый день - 19 сентября 2013
Материалы Видео Грамматика Pocket English: Тесты Pocket English: Аудирование Анекдоты A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window. "Pull over" "No" she shouts back, "a pair of socks" Слова для запоминания: knit - вязать spot - определять, замечать Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup! Слова для запоминания: chief - начальник...
Pocket English - Английский на каждый день - 12 сентября 2013
Материалы Видео Грамматика Pocket English: Тесты Pocket English: Аудирование Анекдоты Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious" Слова для запоминания: robber - вор superstitious - суеверный John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer" "No problem at all. I just observed y...
Pocket English - Английский на каждый день - 9 сентября 2013
Материалы Видео Грамматика Pocket English: Тесты Pocket English: Аудирование Анекдоты The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude ...
Pocket English - Английский на каждый день - 5 сентября 2013
Материалы Видео Грамматика Pocket English: Тесты Pocket English: Аудирование Анекдоты Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it" The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic" St. Peter let him through the gat...
Pocket English - Английский на каждый день - 1 сентября 2013
Материалы Видео Грамматика Pocket English: Тесты Pocket English: Аудирование Анекдоты Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie. Hell is waiting for you" To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife" The first man replied, "Lord, I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife" The Lord replied, "Very go...
Pocket English - Английский на каждый день - 29 августа 2013
Материалы Видео Грамматика Pocket English: Тесты Pocket English: Аудирование Анекдоты A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze" The bum said, "No" The man asked, "Will you gamble it away" The bum said, "No" Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble" Слова для запоминания: bum - попрошайка booze - выпивка gamble - играть в азартные игры A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet God and asks God if he can ask h...
Pocket English - Английский на каждый день - 24 августа 2013
Материалы Видео Грамматика Pocket English: Тесты Pocket English: Аудирование Анекдоты At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light among company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV" Слова для запоминания: expound - объяснять perfect - совершенный among - среди overhear - подслушивать, нечаянно услыша...
Pocket English - Английский на каждый день - 21 августа 2013
Материалы Видео Грамматика Pocket English: Тесты Pocket English: Аудирование Анекдоты A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together. But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June" "Yes, this is June" "Will you...
