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Ha ocee eyapoo aocaoe eee AoBA ocecc c exo co coeo ooo koe-kapa.

epo pa oope 10 000 pye a paocx po co kappy.

Ec paac pka - k cac, ec paoc cace - k pke.

Cyecye oe oka pa ey: "O c copa!" "oey e e, oo e copc?!"

Koa "opak" yceo a a pok cpoaepao! poco ae yae kko, epe 5 y oo aa oo ce!

Ca oo e - o eco o Pocc, koop, opa e c e poe, «eae opo ox e ».

e eepka caec yao, ec k koy e y - ceky , a py - pe.

o oa oa eopocko kaakoo kpe pcoea opoa apka "B epeapa e yaec".

Mockock opocko cy yoeop ck paaa oaaoa B. A. pa eo kocyooe pao a aepay paacky cyy, a o.epe, cpoko a p oa, caapo eco epoop.

kak kyk Pyka. Haa oy copoy, a pye ye e aa — a o @e.

Koe Aeka c epe ooy a ya, aepc a peeok.

Ckopo Ho o. Bce kya-o oey: ko-o Taa, ko-o okay. Hy a ko-o — HA OE C OPK

koa oapxa e a ycpoac paoa apeo, o kako koke oa e ooa — ce pao oyaec op......

ee poe kcepe: caa k pace ckx ykaek aep xeck coca ce. Xeck coca ce ec e eeca, koope o oyy y apaa. eo cea o, o pace ycy, o x e. Cek, koop e y Bac oa, ye koa e ye kopoo xpko. A o ck o oo pace, ae oopa o ocooo ce, p aeae yxoe oe oe pac ooeoe pacee. To ec o o ycye o.
aaee eeapa, kak xoe, ak c eep e.

— A a oke e ceae opaky c ek ayka.
— o o po o ece xapakep?
— o ee ae@c oo kpac!

- Moy pacca a ooc aeo aka k cee p oye kpea?
- B pae VIP-ke aeo aka?
- He, o e opa kpe eckok aka–a kokypea.

- capa cy, e.
- eo?
- ocex c, &!......

2250

107 !

- epa apke opkoo, kaac a ox opkax. Ta epe cao yaco ee aka aya, cpao - y. Kak yacax.
- a, kak oe eeo oo yc ek o oo pa. Hao oe oo eca, e aya, oca yka ceoke c ae ko, o o kya-o kpa: "o, ocaoe x eeeo! Ta e c paoao epe!".
oexa oxoky...

axo c eo a a B (a oco a), e kya oo ok oy o ay,
eo e axo, e epeoe coce a
a a a ka coo o ceeo poeke
yak paoco ak ope "Cop, a y a ka coo o pke!!!"
koa ee a e e copeo coko eckx a

ok (2,5 oa), a kypke yya ac: "Ec a y kypky e, e kypke, oayca epe ac o poe."......

pepa e. Mepaaep e ycea, ooo oe acae kopoka ak, o oo oe k ooy epeao.
epe ko c oypa e e ocaakockoo opaca. Oa eeo opae, ppo paa ka, pya aec pocyc k aeoy ooy.
B peyae okae epeaka, oaok oe ec o oype.
Co ya, poxo k kacce, ykopeo:
- eok, y o , e oy! Po opko cooo e!

ea 14 e. ea kaeopeck e ocyy. K ey o ...
apy e aa, oa epeeceo a apy aco cpe, aea epekyc cooy, a caoocyae. Kak oo c. ep ooc, apyae ce, kacca.... oe - yep a coo. Po co coo px ooco - pakoa pyk. epekyc, oec, ececeo, ooc, oya ea pecoe cpe, py aea, o cooo eececeo xo. Okaaec, oa pe apeky!!! ۣ cpo......

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11 akoo o, koope e oo ypa a

1. Tee ao — ea.
Ka pa, koa paoope y coo «ao», koa pe ģ o oe oaecax, co aaa opoc «Koy o ao?». Mayop yaa o o, o eaeoe yo, epy oepe, . Hapep, paa poee «Tee ao a paoy», oea o ay, ye ya ak: «Me ao, o pekpa ce y e a ee oۣ paoa». A oka opoky e ao paoa, ey yoo cc a ee.

2. He oea. Ec oea — o.
Bcoe, kak aco o aee pyx e aa eoyae oea. Mayop ye ceao oaka ac aa eoyae oea, a oo - kcyapoa ae yco . poco e oeae, o ec y ooea — oe. Toa cey pa oyaee a, pee e pa a ce e oaeca......

Cekc CCCP

Ceaa, 60 e

Hac oca ak: cekc — o aopao. B koe o cekce e oop coa. e poac, a, o poecc x aa — o o-o ypoe. Ec pea py pyy capoa, o epecac a pyky xo. B 1980-e o ye y oceee cpeac, xo a a, y koo-o cekcyaa acoa aaac. Ho akoo e oaa. Ec ya pooa o eepa oo, ap e oapk, ako co coe ao, o poco cpeac.

A koa peaa oec, o okya koa, oeac ace — oa ye oo o aac cekco, o ep ya e. Ee e o po ocya cekc c aa, o y oe a aka o: «Ec o ee y — ak eep ce, e pe, eo e e pacckaa. Ba ay, ao ». aaa c , cao co, o o e o ya. Ho o o ep, o cpao ae peca, o oy k pyoy ckay, o ye e eoka…

Koa a y ayk epee, ea, o oxaa aeo, o e o koa ocoaaa cya. O oea e-o, o ypo opaac. Ho ce o oe cepeo — ec ea aepeeea, o ya oa ec. Pao cyac peko, ae ceo e epe......

M o yx oax

Cop o o, kako e o ye, e yxa o cx op. Bce e eckoko kaeop oe, koope ac epe p oeo ccka...

Ho epcaa

Py o epcaa – eea, epeaac o ooo okoe pyoy. Ho o peao cekpee, ockoky co a oopye y x opo coeckx epcao. Hecop a kpa cekpeoc, cay c oo, pepo ooa e, ax o e, epaa eo pykax, a pya ooa ae aea , o coe pe oepa.

Byp oa coepc oeo ea py, o ooe oeoy epcay ocy cpay eckoko ee.

— Bo–epx, py aacpye kok oee, oo yepeo opaa e a o pacco.
— Bo–opx, py, poka opa paa, aoc ooee opee paeck opaa, p coe opaee.
— B–pex, exoo cya oeo epca oe oko c coo, p py.
— B–eepx py o ec eae cpeco cya, koa ecka oo o o pa eocya......

a epeeo
epy e
a x ac
apaeo

epeae ey
p yapa ax
oee koeo
oo a coax

aae k o
ooa oe
y e aao
oe oepe

ey oy pec
ec opx co
e xoe
ype e pyco......


Ckya paoa

He ckaa, o koe o aka py, o cyaa cpea a ye, cyc ce e oce yckoo, opaoaa oox. Koa, paa, oe, e Bka.
e ecc ooe e e aco pc okpo cepe oo ap.
- Bek! – ockky o y e o ookaccka a e. - o a cpey ax e c? Tak keo o: ko ac, ko apac. ae KBH eoo opa. T KBH-o xo cop?
- e poo. Ta pae e oe. o y ac kaaax xo. o cx op xo, oko ypoe oe?
- He, - pycy Ko, - e cooc c KBHo. Ho ak poc. M poky ay. Ca opaoae, eepa cke.
- C koya pako?

- O, yco opa e ceo. e xopoo. Toko cypo kako-o. e aaec ooe?......

o ecok eck op...

He a, kak ae opoe, a y ac kaa a – eyapo eck e. aok cex opaco coco o eep aa cok opox pecopaax eex kaakax aee cpe pekpacoo pa poco kokpeoo eap. Taka o eopaecka y ac cya – e xaae opax yko…

M c o oape ako eo o a ae ceo a oxoy xo. Tak ckaa paoae aee. aka – eooco kpacak-pe, a koopoo ek cpay aaa. Hy a a e o aa aaa, koa po okpo, ooy o - eekya @oo…

paa ec y e aax ee p kop: o c kpac o a, oe a x@ c poko......

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