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Ckoko a eoeka e kp, ce pao @y — kak-o aeee

O aooy pycck, aooy epe: ca oce epo e akyca oc e aa.

Ha cae kooo pyka eece poc poca yke o ex op, oka e yoac opa

epa oka oopye — o ce pao, kak a yka, cox o oc ee. ooo p ck, y pyoo

Moep-kaok-okayk oo e. Tak ea ya o e copeex eyek

Ec xoe ya, kak cace — ocope a coo, apaxaeoc, ceo koa.

ce a ookoke pao a, ooy o y e aeka kappa pa eeo.

Mo - kak kyk Pyka. C oo copo - c, a c pyo copo e ckaaec...

Koke «yxcyka»: aackoe, ap, o, oka. Bce pee cea poop «a, @ oxep» oa ooky.

- o kak ooca , koopo ee e pac e, xo ca e aca...

Ec ky e peopa, ee ao oa.

Teo eoecko eo, koa c e coa kook.

Ec ak epa opaa peaoe ooee cpa o pe x pae, o oe co a ocaeax oe "pako".

Ape e poޣ cpyk k eepepky. ayck oyc, ak ckaa, ae eo.

Haea k, e oo 90% ea. K cac, y acoko y, o cop a ocaec 10%......

— epe ac c yooce cop ee pxo oyc a o kk, ap!
— o?!
— oop, ckopo ae a ya.

- oexa a ay?
- He, e-o ooa o.
- Tak aopa ak ap...
- Koa aoyc?
- ... a c oea ae koa.
- pooy epyc

- o, opka yxy axoe, a ee eoky poy oo pe? Xoe o aa-aa c e ea?
- Acpaop!! pe pyoo oaa!

— opa.
— Hopa?! Kako opa poc eoek eae coako , a oo ae a?
— poco ayc.
— a o ? Toa eo, ec ce o oo?
— He poa okoka! o oope opa coa.

- eyka, a y ac peepa ec?
- Ec!
- Cpao, o e oeka...

Cap epe oa a pao. Cy cpaae eo:
- Moce Mapko! Ba 80 e, 55 e pake... o o a ak pco?
- A aee, o eae a apaka, koa aca?
- Hy o oa eae?
- Oa aeae o y kyae ecok!......

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- oo oa: ec eyka ope a ap, o pooae oo ypac, a, oa oe e-o koc.

- a po cpaok, ae, o y ox po ec o o pak - ka a oke. y e opaa cpaa oaka...

- Kak oop o coceka po coeo ya-apxeooa: - Heoo, ae ao o yea kce, p eca kopc ee, ec o akapo ca aakax, o oe pe oo pep...

Cop co ecke oopa c ooox ypeko. Bce ake ape, ce kopo kopoe. A - eyx...

- ea pea c e cea opek c apeo cyeko. Cyeky ap aca a. Kak oo "coc", o a aka c yeko.

- A e kak-o ockpoee koa kop aa? oey o ko p 'Pay kpoka coo coyce', a akapo c coccko?

ocye e "okya a aliexpress , o cy, coepaee kpay":
— A e ce axoeoc eko poc — appyka opa
— eo ay e ky, o ye ocoo kpy paep...
— Xpeace! a ak opa!
— He. ak opa, koa kpe e ......

aaa ya a oopo ey epekoa, ey, ce e, y kak eoxoa, a cy a epeepyo epke, kykyky cya. Hy oop: "Kykyka-kykyka, ckoko e ocaoc?"
Kykyka akyac yka.
apy y , y y ya opoae:
- Moe ooa, koa-o?

opoc oce c ee (5 e). Oa oop:
- aa pk pa!
B pk, ak pk. o oo, eco yea a koay opocoeco pyc o kpoa.
Bpe ģ, o ko e e e. B koe koo e epa, y . A oa c a kyxe, ocaa op xooka yeae ye kycok...

Mo akoe oea kako-o pak py ook ep, axo x coce, e coa e oop, e paeac, e k coy, aae cee ocakaa ok, ao ae. epe cekyy eae eo ea, a o e oop: "Bce Maa, , ee o ay"......

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ep kox coe

 

1. Toco cea Haae eepx ee.

2. pay pocc ayek, e epa yxa pyccko ap.

3. epe ycex epa eyxoa oxe — o cpay ec.

4. K Ape ec a e, cpao, kak cepa .

5. ep eyxo oc aao c cok ao.

6. Koa o ca papac ye coa, epy eoao okpc ype p pocx pycckx e.

7. B a eaa Haaa c opoe a a ޣp kyp..... 
oa kaka y

Koe - ya, koop e a cea ce aee.

aya - ya, oo oca eckoe oeee.

oe - ya, koop oy o e o, o yo ey, a e o, o ey ac ocyy.

ak - oyp ya, ea o ox e eooo.

Coo - ya, ocaa co epec ("oc").

apa - kopaoa coo.

oe - ya, pooppoa oepey T.

ak - ae-akoa, koop yae, o ypae ao.

pypok - ya, e ee co e coaae c ee O, opae oepyo e eeopa c "kocooao......

akoc kca....

Hacao ypo.

o oe-ocoa???

oapea ke o Kaacypa,

ep aax o pa,

Paa aackoo yka,

Pa a oyke Po,

poea oce,poax cep,

aky(kca o) CD ROM"......

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ypak peepac

Ckoko pa a pe coeo poe o coao ece okaac cao y aa poee epapx c caoo a? Ha co pepe ceac pacckay a kak o pocxo c oepo oeo-opckoo oa. Hy pacckay oeay cop po peepac.

Bo ocy oeo-opckoe ye, yexa o ak , poe kak, ca e caocoe eoeko. Ho, a cao ee, ףe o cpooy pacca e paee cee e, pe ca, ae oey. Ha apky - pyc poap, a a - poa oka, yoee - eckopka kpaca, aea opa c eek oopoko, oco aoko y oka c ޣpo eo ka. Ece op, koop eaee caocoeo, a cao ee, o kake kyc oec peccy, o oa e o oe ayc pyk e o kooky. Hy ec oeڣ c pecco. B epapx cao y coa okaaec. Hy oey "coa" oaee? Koa akaaee koy e ycyee ce poc, caocoe, y, o oo ko cey? Hy o. A oo - o aoeee oo "ooko ako a yax e ocoxo" "y e ooc a ax poc-o ye?"......

Bype ooc

Bo, oyc «ao a» 2003 o. ea o oyopa yk epo. Caek poy Cepee yky. To ocopoo p c ocxee oe.
- A xoe ya, kak ceo oo oc? – Caek oe pyka okpy ce, ayp aa.
- Koeo, - oxy Cepea.
aey y apyo acoe ee coo. py ooa, acaac oeo.
- Bce eo o ypee ooce.
Cepea yeo o po.
a, - eceo poo Caek, - eo e.

- B o pe aa kac o okoc. ec paaac, c apepo paeac, pyka yaa. akp-ap o kpea peccoa aa......

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