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Все люди иногда оговариваются, допускают ошибки в письменной речи, неправильно употребляют слова. Порой получается очень забавно. Англичане тоже люди. Эта рассылка ориентирована на людей, хорошо знающих английский язык и ценящих британский юмор.
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"Нарочно не придумаешь" по-английски
Здравствуйте, уважаемые подписчики! К сожалению, рассылка "Нарочно не придумаешь" по-английски" прекращает свое существование (с июля 2007 года автор не опубликовал ни одного нового выпуска, а все подписчики будут переданы в рассылку аналогичной тематики "Английский от Сергея Смирнова (курс YES" Описание рассылки - Two tickets to Dublin. - Куда, блин? - To Dublin. Автор методики по обучению разговорной речи Сергей Смирнов научил говорить не одну тысячу человек. Пошлые ассоциации, обучающие анекдоты, тексты...
"Нарочно не придумаешь" по-английски - Выпуск No 10 от 2007-01-15
Good day ) Today I'd like to offer you some facts about America. During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim's Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this. One of the causes of th...
Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great
author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained ...
"Нарочно не придумаешь" по-английски - Выпуск No 8 от 2006-07-16
Good day to all subscribers ) Here are some more examples of how English and American students' see the world for you today. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - corinthian, ironic, and dorc - and built the Apocalypse. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intollerable. Achilles appears in The Iliad, by Homer. Homer al...
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies, and they all wrote in hydraulics.
Good day to you, dear readers ) Today I am going to offer you some true masterpieces from the collection of student bloopers. These are about how some students see the world history: Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies, and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The pyramids are a range of mountains between France and ...
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation.
Good day to you, dear readers ) In this issue I shall give you some special tour de farces in which English students offer some penetrating glimpses into the obvious- and not-so-obvious: Rural life is lived mostly in the country. Heredity means that if your grandfather didn't have any children, then your father probably wouldn't have any, and neither would you, probably, Last year many lives were caused by accidents. Adolescence is the stage between puberty and adultery. And this is the one I liked most of...
When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
Good day, dear readers ) Some more funny phrases in this issue. The difference between a king and a president is that a king is the son of his father, but a president isn't. To collect sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars. The human is more intelligent than the beast because the human brain has more convulsions. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow and not the bull. To be a good nurse, you must be abs...
The Puritans thought every event significant because it was a massage from God.
At the end of The Awakening, Edna thinks only of herself.Her suicide is selfish because she leaves all who care about her behind. In The Glass Menagerie, Laura's leg keeps coming between her and other people. The death of Francis Macomber was a turning point in his life. ...
"Нарочно не придумаешь" по-английски - Выпуск No 3 от 2006-03-18
РАССЫЛКИ ПОРТАЛА RUSFAQ.RU / НАУКА И ОБРАЗОВАНИЕ / Иностранные языки / "Нарочно не придумаешь" по-английски Выпуск No 3 от 18.03.2006, 04:35 Администратор: Crystal Good day to you, dear readers ) Some more bloopers in this issue: We had longer holidays than usual this year because the school was closed for altercations. The bowels are a,e,i,o,u and sometimes w and y. A passive verb is when the subject is the sufferer, as in "I am loved. In Great Expectations, Miss Havisham puts herself into concl...
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