Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке The Genius Farmer A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Pr...

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке The Insensitive Gorilla A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Her friend, deep...

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty-four" Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband cro...

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке Horse And Chicken In The Meadow A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and...

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке Blind Man And His Dog A blind man with his seeing eye dog walked into a bar. The blind man picked up the dog and swung it around and around over his head. The bartender runs up and asks, "Man, What the heck are you doing" The blind man replies"Just looking around" Присылайте свои анекдоты, заполнив эту форму . Архив рассылки: http://www.English4U.dp.ua/jokes.php Сайт рассылки: http://www.English4U.dp.ua/ Только лучшие фильмы на CD...

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке An Act Of Charity A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about" I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the f...

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке Guy On The Island From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it" a passenger asks the captain. "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts" Hard words: guy - парень bearded - бородатый desperately - отчаянно, безнадежно goes nuts - сходит с ума, бесится Присылайте свои анекдоты, заполнив эту форму . Архив рассылки: http://www.English4U....

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке Being Properly Equipped A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club: Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday" Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting" Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it" Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range" Interviewer: "Don't you admi...

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке How Did It Happen? "How did it happen" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago" "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning" "Like I was saying. 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, ev...

Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке Painless Birth A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had e...