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Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке
Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке OneLiner: How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off? When you find a string in your bloody mary. Joke: A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boat not from the lake shore. The pastor had to make a trip to the port-a-potty located on the shore, so he got out of the boat, walked across the water and in the same matter, came back to the boat after he was finished. A little later, the priest h...
Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке
Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке OneLiner: Why wasn't Jesus born in America? They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin. Joke: I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June. I'm betting the baby will be late. Poem: He'd fart a gavotte for a starter, And fizzle a fine serenata. He could play on his anus The Coriolanus: Oof, boom, er-tum, tootle, hum tah-dah! Quote: "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a m...
Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке
Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке OneLiner: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. Joke: A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from" The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine" Poem: There was a young girl named Prentice Who had an affair with her dentist. He used anathesia Which made things quite easier And di...
Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке
Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке OneLiner: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde? Elvis has been sighted. Joke: Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at the same time. The Italian boy's father presents him with a new pistol. On the other side of town, at his bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boy receives a beautiful gold watch. The next day at school, the two boys are showing each other what they got. They each liked what the other one ...
Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке
Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке OneLiner: A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm. Joke: Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel. Poem: There once was a monkey named Spunky, Who was always referred to as chunky. So he went on a diet, He shouldn't have tried it. He became anorexic and died. Sent by Mike F. Quote: "I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after...
Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке
Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке OneLiner: Why do you live like a NUN after you get married? NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever! Joke: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? Perfect setup for skeet shooting. Poem: Hey! This isn't a joke but it's a poem: Kissing is a habit, Fucking is a game. Boys get all the pleasure, Girls get all the pain. He says that he loves you, And you believe it's true, But when your stomach sta...
Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке
Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке OneLiner: "So you're writing a down-to-earth story" "Yes, about a parachute jumper" Joke: What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter? One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart. Poem: There was a Serbian romp Who asked NATO to make her a bomb. But she caused no explosion And the smell of corrosion Made Albanians flee to Hong Kong. Quote: Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives. Пр...
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Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке OneLiner: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. Joke: What's the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness. Poem: A bather whose clothing was strewd By breezes which left her quite nude Saw a man come along And unless I'm quite wrong You expected this line to be lewd. Quote: "If elections changed anything they would be illegal" A Grafitty on ...
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Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке OneLiner: What does a lion call a antelope? Fast food. Quote: "Work is the curse of the drinking classes" Oscar Wilde. Poem: The once was a young girl from Norway Who hung by her feet from the doorway; Which worked out quite well, 'Cause when you rang her bell, It actually turned out to be foreplay! Joke: "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars" asked John "Yes, I will" Paula replied. "Would you do it for one thousand" h...
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Информационный Канал Subscribe.Ru Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке OneLiner: What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet? The Hide and Seek champion of 1992. Quote: Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. Poem: There was an old man of Philly, Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy. He quit his job at the jail, for a dolphin and whale, And so was the life of Wee Willy. Joke: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards? New Age music. Присылайте свои анекдоты, запол...
