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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
NAME
sex - have sex
SYNOPSIS
sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
DESCRIPTION
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
make things more interesting are as follows:
-1 masturbate
-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-b buggery
-B
bestiality with
-c chocolate sauce option
-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-d
get a date with the features described in
-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f foreplay option
-F nasal sex with plants
-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-l leather option
-m masochism (see -s)
-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
kills it)
-o oral option
-O parallel access (orgy)
-p debug option (proposition only)
-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-s sadism (target must set -m)
-S sundae option
-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-w whipped cream option
-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
ENVIRONMENT
LOVERS
is a list of default partners which will be used if
none are specified in the command line. If any are
specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
FILES
/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
SEE ALSO
baby(1)
BUGS
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
MAN AUTHOR
Author prefers to be anonymous.
HISTORY
Oldest program ever.
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condom(1) Eunuch Programmer's Manual
condom(1)
Name
condom - Protection against viruses and prevention of child processes
Synopsis
condom [options] [processid]
Description
_condom_ provides protection against System Transmitted Viruses
(STVs) that
may invade your system. Although the spread of such viruses across a
network
can only be abated by aware and cautious users, _condom_ is the only
highly-effective means of preventing viruses from entering your system (see
celibacy(1)). Any data passed to _condom_ by the protected process will be
blocked, as specified by the value of the -s option (see OPTIONS below).
_condom_ is known to defend against the following viruses and other
malicious
afflictions...
o AIDS
o Herpes Simplex (genital varieties)
o Syphilis
o Crabs
o Genital warts
o Gonhorrea
o Chlamydia
o Michelangelo
o Jerusalem
When used alone or in conjunction with pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1),
and/or
setiud(3), _condom_ also prevents the conception of a child process. If
invokedfrom within a synchronous process, _condom_ has, by default, an
80% chance of
preventing the external processes from becoming parent processes (see the -s
option below). When other process contraceptives are used, the chance of
preventing a child process from being forked becomes much greater. See
pill(1),sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3) for more information.
If no options are given, the current user's login process (as
determined by
the environment variable USER) is protected with a Trojan rough-cut
latex condomwithout a reservoir tip. The optional 'processid' argument
is an integer
specifying the process to protect.
Note: _condom_ may only be used with a hard disk. _condom_ will
terminate
abnormally with exit code -1 if used with a floppy disk (see DIAGNOSTICS
below).
Options
The following options may be given to _condom_...
-b BRAND BRANDs are as follows...
trojan (default)
ramses
sheik
goldcoin
fourex
-m MATERIAL The valid MATERIALs are...
latex (default)
saranwrap
membrane -- WARNING! The membrane option is _not_ endorsed by the
System
Administrator General as an effective barrier against certain viruses.
It is supported only for the sake of tradition.
-f FLAVOR The following FLAVORs are currently supported...
plain (default)
apple
banana
cherry
cinnamon
licorice
orange
peppermint
raspberry
spearmint
strawberry
-r Toggle reservoir tip (default is no reservoir tip)
-s STRENGTH STRENGTH is an integer between 20 and 100 specifying the
resilience of _condom_ against data passed to _condom_ by the
protected
process. Using a larger value of STRENGTH increases _condom_'s
protective abilities, but also reduces interprocess communication. A
smaller value of STRENGTH increases interprocess communication,
but also
increases the likelihood of a security breach. An extremely vigorous
process or one passing an enormous amount of data to _condom_ will
increase the chance of _condom_'s failure. The default STRENGTH
is 80%.
-t TEXTURE Valid TEXTUREs are...
rough (default)
ribbed
bumps
lubricated (provides smoother interaction between processes)
Warning: The use of an external application to _condom_ in order to reduce
friction between processes has been proven in benchmark tests to decrease
_condom_'s strength factor! If execution speed is important to your
process,
use the '-t lubricated' option.
Diagnostics
_condom_ terminates with one of the following exit codes...
-1 An attempt was made to use _condom_ on a floppy disk.
0 _condom_ exited successfully (no data was passed to the synchronous
process).
1 _condom_ failed and data was allowed through. The danger of
transmission
of an STV or the forking of a child process is inversely proportional to
the number of other protections employed and is directly proportional to
the ages of the processes involved.
Bugs
_condom_ is NOT 100% effective at preventing a child process from
being forked
or at deterring the invasion of a virus (although the System Administrator
General has deemed that _condom_ is the most effective means of
preventing the
spread of system transmitted viruses). See celibacy(1) for information on a
100% effective program for preventing these problems.
Remember... the use of sex(1) and other related routines should only occur
between mature, consenting processes. If you must use sex(1), please employ
_condom_ to protect your process and your synchronous process. If we
are all
responsible, we can stop the spread of STVs.
See Also
celibacy(1), sex(1), pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3)
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26 Февраль 2004 00:10, seriaL написал:
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