1. Open your mind,
fill your brain (quote of the week)
I chose to be rich by making
my wants few.
- Henry David Thoreau
2. How good are you
at English? (Mini-test)
Confusing Words
Choose the correct form
for each sentence:
1. You would rather/had better
be on time, or they will leave without you.
2. I have been sitting by myself/on
my own.
3. She lay/laid on the bed
reading a book.
4. The cost of life/living
increased by 80% last year.
5. Can you tell/say the difference
between these two products?
Answers:
1. had better (had
better expresses advisability and often implies warning of bad consequences,
but would rather expresses preference: I would rather go to a
movie tonight than study grammar);
2.
by myself (by myself means completely alone, but on my own also means
without help: I can’t carry it on my own; it’s too heavy);
3.
lay (to lie [lay, lain] means to be in a flat position on a surface,
but to lay [laid, laid] means to put down);
4. living (living
[here] is a standard one reaches in food, drink, etc., but life is nearly
always an active force that enables a plant, an animal, a person, etc. to continue existing);
5. tell (to tell
[here] means to show or to recognize: tell the time, but to say means
to pronounce sounds or words)
3. It makes you smile
(joke of the week)
Never Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over
for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful
John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between John and his roommate and this only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than
met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know
what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just
to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother,
I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not
saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom