Well, this is what has been happening in the rest of the world this week:
GOOD WEEK FOR:
Christians in Italy, after a huge new church opened in the south of Italy almost 10
years after construction began. The church can seat 6,500 people and 30,000 can be
accommodated in the square outside.
The Guinness World Records book, which celebrated the release of its 100 millionth copy
at a party in London. At the party was the UKs tallest man, 59-year-old Charles
Greener, standing at 2.32 m (19cm shorter than the worlds tallest woman). Also
present was Paul Hunn who holds the record for the loudest burp!
Skiers, with the opening of Europe's longest chair lift on a glacier in Zermatt,
southern Switzerland. The lift runs for 2580 metres.
A 21-year-old policeman, who dressed as a high-school girl in uniform (including a
miniskirt) in order to trap a flasher in Japan.
Weddings in India, with the news that 12,000 couples, taking advantage of an auspicious
date for weddings, will get married on 27 November in New Delhi.
Skynet Asia Airways, in Japan, which is launching flights with all-male cabin attendants
in order to attract female passengers. Wearing bow ties, the cabin attendants will
introduce themselves to customers and offer to take pictures with them in addition to
providing normal drink services.
BAD WEEK FOR:
Liberation in Greece, after the countrys TV regulator fined a private channel
100,000 euros for "corruption of public morals" over a TV programme that
included a kiss between two men. In classical Greek art and literature, love between men
was a common theme. However, in modern-day Greece, public discussions on homosexuality are
rare.
A German taxi driver; robbers left the man glued to his steering wheel before running
off with 300 euros. After the 31-year-old drove the men to a village near the eastern city
of Dresden they threatened him with a gun, glued his hands to the wheel and escaped with
the money.
Villagers in Fiji, who wept as they apologised to descendants of a British missionary
killed and eaten by their ancestors more than 130 years ago. Cannibals killed Reverend
Thomas Baker in 1867 and ate him after a perceived slight against the village chief, even
boiling his leather boots with the local vegetable, bele. Cannibalism was widespread in
Fiji, with human flesh described as "long pig".
The Brazilian woman with the most body piercings in the world (1,903); Elaine Davidson,
living in Scotland, says she is afraid to return to her native Brazil as she would attract
so much attention she could be robbed. "I like pain, I love pain," she said,
explaining that she now wants to exceed 2,000 body piercings.
Mitoyo Kawate, reputed to be the world's oldest person, who has died in Japan at the age
of 114 less than two weeks after taking over the title from another Japanese woman.
Children in rugby-mad New Zealand, who are turning up to school tired and grumpy after
staying up until the early hours of the morning to watch on TV the rugby World Cup in
Australia.
A woman, who is suing a US restaurant chain in California after finding a condom in her
soup! The restaurant manager seized the condom, which the women claim was possibly used.
"I went through hell," the woman said, adding that she had lost her appetite for
sex and food, lost about 4.5 kilograms and suffered psychological trauma requiring a year
of counselling and medication for depression and anxiety.
A Turkish woman, who locked her rich husband naked in the bathroom for three years
claiming he was mentally disturbed. Orhan Babutcu, 41, was found naked and traumatised
sitting on the shower tiles next to the toilet, with a bowl on the floor for his food. The
woman, who said it was obvious her husband was mad because he took three showers a day,
added she was going to seek a divorce after 15 years of marriage. "Her goal was to
make me sick so that I die and she inherits my fortune," said the husband, adding
that his wife had been living it up with other men while he was locked in the bathroom.
OK, that is the news for another week. Now
here are the answers to last weeks homework.
Part One:
KEY ADVISOR QUITS
A particularly important advisor has left his or
her job.
FACTORY BLAST RIDDLE
An explosion at a factory is a mystery in some
way: what caused it is unknown perhaps
STAR IN GEMS ORDEAL
A film star has suffered some difficult situation
relating to jewels; perhaps she came home to find a burglar making off with her jewellery.
PM AXES AID
The Prime Minister has stopped the help that was
being provided in some situation, e,g. he is no longer sending health workers and supplies
of help after an earthquake.
MPs BACK TAX PROBE
Members of Parliament support (are in favour of)
some investigation into taxes, e.g. into whether people are paying the right amount of
tax.
Part Two:
NEW INTEREST RATES BOOST SAVINGS
boost: encourage
FILM STAR TO WED VICAR
wed:marry
MORE STRIFE AT FACTORY
strife: conflict
BY-PASS PLANS GET GO-AHEAD
go-ahead
STORMS HIT REGION
hit: affect
BLAZE AT LOCAL SCHOOL
blaze: fire
MOTHERS PLEA FOR HELP
plea: request
HUSBANDS FINAL VOW
vow: promise
PRISONERS SECRET PLOY
ploy: clever activity
NEW BID TO CONQUER EVEREST
bid: attempt
Part Three:
PEACE MOVES AT RISK
moves: attempt to reach the desired end (in this
example, peace is the desired end)
TV POLL EXPOSED
poll: opinion survey
merger talks fail
talks: discussions
COURTROOM DRAMA ENDS
drama: tense situation
IBM HEAD TO GO
head: manager
SON OUSTS DAD
ousts: pushes out (e.g. from job)
PRINCE PLEDGES SUPPORT
pledges: promised (i.e. the prince has promised
to support something)
JOBS THREAT AT FACTORY
threat: danger (in this case the implication is
that jobs may be lost)
Why are these words used in headlines?
They are used in headlines because they are
short and fit easily on a page in big letters and
sound dramatic and so attract readers attention.
Part Four:
TREE BOSS AXED
This headline means that a man in charge of trees
e.g. in a town, has been dismissed. The word axed is often used in headlines to
mean removed and it is a pun here as an axe is the tool traditionally
used to cut down trees.
MAFIA GOLF LINKS
Links can mean connections but
a golf links is the same for the place where golf is played. The headline probably
means that some connection has been discovered between the game of golf and the Mafia
SCHOOLS CHOCOLATE BAR
Bar in headlines usually mean
prohibit or prohibition and the story is probably about a school
which has forbidden its pupils to eat chocolate. However, it is a pun because a
chocolate bar is the name for a large piece of chocolate e.g a Mars bar.
ROAD RAGE DRIVE
Drive in newspaper headlines usually means
campaign and the story will probably be about a new campaign to try to stop
road rage. It is a pun because of the normal meaning of drive (drive a car).
TRAFFIC WARDENS CURBED.
This pun relies on a homophone. Curbed means
restricted or limited and traffic wardens in this story must have
had their powers restricted in some way. However, the kerb is the edge of the
pavement (where people often park) and so is the place that traffic wardens usually
patrol.
And the riddle?
"The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see
it". What is it?
The answer is a coffin.
This weeks homework is about the language of signs and
notices
Part One: Where might you see these notices and what do they
mean?
Example:
OUT OF ORDER
The machine is not working
1.
NOTHING TO DECLARE
2.
PAY AND DISPLAY
3.
NO VACANCIES
4.
NO BILL STICKING
5.
DOGS MUST BE CARRIED
Part Two: Match the notice words with
their more everyday meanings
1. prosecute
a. means of transport
2. penalty
b. get off (bus or train)
3. trespasser
c. someone who is not yet
legally an adult
4. refrain
d. take to court
5. prohibit
e. buy or something bought
6. alight
f. get off (horse or bike)
7. minor
g. punishment
8. purchase
h. not to do something
9. vehicle
i. Someone who goes on
private land without permission
10. dismount
j. forbid
Part Three: Put the words in order to make
typical notices. What does each one mean?
Example:
the/walking/grass/on/no.
No walking on the grass. People must keep to the paths and not tread on
the grass.