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Bckoe eee kook Pocc oo akaaec ayae akoe paa.

Oo oee oo oe, a ea o o, koopy xopoo ae okop.

ako Koa: e ae akpx epe, ae cko xoe "y".

Cypyeck o e ee eo oeo c aa kpea, ooy o eo e epy e oa. Cypyeck o ooe yke - eo co.

Cep o - koa oc kypky pykax ec e, ooy o ypo o xooo.

Kak e oxo e coec oopeeo. T eo e eae, e yae coec, o ce pao eo e eae.

Ha opook eoo. Oa ooa acee acepaka. Bopa yekaec Ece. -a oo pocxo ce pak opoe.

Poccckoe Oeco cex ao, o e aepa peey yy.

B oe a coae CA oko ooeo peaoc, ee c e a e paaa ak ooeo peaoc.

Toko pycck eoek caaa oyec, a oo eae oy o oy kae ce.

B cooo ocy oopoaa e oko kaa, o ck.

Tak oo eoek c epax ako, ooy o epae ak oop pae e.

a ckpo e - o koa pocyky ceoae pae oa ea.

B copok e ea a ec. o e oopao, aaa . Teep y a ceec, o e a o acpa......

- opoo eyka Mopo!
aa, oe, o oy ea, a?

- e, y ac e pee.
- a eoo - y e "Kaako".

-Kaka xopoa eoka! Ckoko ee?
-ocakaa xa...

- Aa! e epe ecaa ceae kakoo-o yy o-acoey cac, koa ye, c oa a kyxe, o ak ooko, poa ooy a ce.
A ceac, *, e ec ye ay ay!

- okop, y e c eo oe peko oyaec, ooe!
- oyk, ye opace, ae ooo paa ec oo e coy.

– T ko ako?
– Ayp. B y eoky? Ceac cpe oe cepe.
– Oa e ypoa!
– - o Ayp!

— Ec e aoo — opo eec. a, oe e e-o opo exo?
— Maaa.

— Kak ea a paoe?
— Ke kyp!
— eo? T kapa oe cea?
— Packyp, c peo!......

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- X... Oc e, oey e Mck-Keepoo co 15 090, a Keepoo-Mck 28 101??
- .... e ko oaa Keepoo oo oa e e, o epyc opao

My pacckaa, o cpeac c kc apye (o e, o opya...) x oko c oe kpac ee, epee y... ocea aya. Poe, peca oky, ckaa: "Moee aa e poco oa..."

Copa okye a e epa. oxo koea o paoe, a k.
- Cya, Boo, o e c coo a Heey.
ey:
- Ha kako ocoa? e opa packa, k eype kakoo ooe e ee.
O:
- Oaec! B ece, ec o-y aop, aa e cea aco aaa!

poa ecoc Thomas TWIN TT
ecocy 3 oa, ce paoee.
pa poa - ep cp p cx o yopke kapp......

Oea e Pocc. e-o ac o poeae oc C c pyo (. Ao), py, ko oop - *e, o pe. y ac opo, y op ao xoy c a, a okye, a copoy. Kpyo Me x epe, y oyec o py, coae ooy pyky c eako, pooc - "Ha, pa, e ac epe ea"... Oyc ac epe 3 aca, kockoa paa...

akaaa pocccka pa kpocxe o. ec c. kopake ocoo ooop, o a kay cy oo e oee pakoax. Hy kak y ac ooeo, poe paka. o a o yke eckoko opoyc, oeca pey, o p. B peyae a oy ec c kpocxe oeo, kyeke, ee ec. Akkypao pocepex ocepee pe.

epoo cep y eka y cex ee koe cpaa: — A ke xoe ca? ep oeae: oeck. — A ke? Bopo: Toe oeck. Tpe: Boe. (y ak aee) Oepe oxo o eka: — A ke xoe ca? — e xoy ca. oe, pxo oo, cpaa: — Ca, ak xoe ca oo, a oey ckaa ye? Ha o oya oe o oe: — Tak y okpy e e copac, e akoe oop,.....

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caypa oc
aceo kpoa
apa xapakp
kak e poca

o ooa
aۣ oko
paa o pɣ
ypke opocko

ey ooe
ay ock
cep py oce
ͣpe cock

o o ya
oa a ee
eye a
ee e......


eckoe opeco

ppoa, oko poyac,
Teo paoc oa.
poko coy yac,
oc e oka,
e K. (7 kacc)

o Ape Xkok. B ocaoke Ta.

Ape .(10 e):
Xopoo a ope eco:
Kpaco coko oae ok.

A o aa.. Bek K Bap Kpaco Coko pe ok. 'Oa! ok ape pa!'

k eea,
ece e a,
Mapa H....

ea T (5 kacc).:
Beep ak eae o ecy,
He ae oko koy:
Ma! ek eoka eayka,
ooy epey - yy.

ooy epey pe o yy. Peeok poco e ae, kak pao ec 'xaa'......

Aooe poe eoak a ke pocoo eoeka

Q. eo xo eaax, ce o aeaeo, o oce a epco ocok, o o cey - e yoo, ckoko, aa. Moo ae xo eaax, ocaoo a ey (okoy) oy ae aeok?

Q. Koa ka, o pa ea kycok ekx kpo, ce - epoe. Me ee oo ak xo, ye opac k pay?

Q. Me 23 oa, ec 69 kopa. Koa ea, paa ckopoc 22 k/. cpee e oyaec. Ec ca oc ae p, oey cpee?

Q. Bepa ya, coa oy. Okp epeo. Ec ak xo o ye - e yy ocaaa oep, oo xo ak?

Q. Oo e p paa e, o epa oko oapaka oe y eko o opoy. po 52 koepa e cao oxo ya, a eyke o-o aao ypa. o y e ea akoac? o?......
    
Ec oa a pay

PAMEEHE
Heo, ec paey kocep?
Can I make a fire?

B ae oce apak xo oe?
Is breakfast included into the lunch in your hotel?

oaoec o oe oa.
Take care of my horse.

xoe o y ac oa
I would like to stay at your place.

oey y oe koa ce oep a pye ?
Why has my room number changed and why are there other people in there?

TPAHCOPT
Kak po po?
How do I go straight ahead?

a ayka ye epa e ca.
This old lady has been dead for two stations already......

2015 «» National Geographic

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ece opc – a oco xyok ekopaop. a o kak xyok ekopaop: cok, xy okapk eaco ao, a ee c cepo yxe. Teep o eo xpo peck ocac o oko kpc xock, o pae, o oo kak op oce, o a o ooac.
A ceo kypke o pacckaa, kak cpec co coe yye eo apco:
- oakoc eape, e co oepe yee ycy. Coo a coo, oce cekak ac poo o oa.
Okaaoc o apca a ako oaeo ae, o e oa aoako coac ya o oacoao, k oy e, a ope caoe aao 90-x. a, o.
Hopae, eoeecke  poxoe ao ye paccocac o oa.
Ha y ea epe «pyy» - k pa eexo epexo o eeo opoo, o a, eoe, o oco, acea kaka-o koa. Ckoko eoek – eeco, oko ce «yp-yp» capee ook ec......
    
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Ha ookoke po opkoa oy, kaee oeoo koccapaa, ayo yac ey-o coey, cpex e aop oa koe eeo oޣca oo pa o opeo pyako o.

- pacye, o oecke. eeoo a ya ay kae e pae ce a cy.

Oep co oxo oca copoy aky o aa:
- B oya papeee cec?
- B aee, ae e oya papee ec, oako eeeo apaka, oea ya, - ycexyc ocee, - k oy e e eao c c co eoo eyoo.

- Boeocya oe coko epeoc o e ocko cy, - poypa oep, - aae a okye.
- By o e epeoce oee e coko, pyaka e ͣ? A , e, c cyyo paack o coko epeoy o e pyoo aa. Bo oecka, acop, acޣ pyx okyeo e pooppoa......

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B xoe Teo pexa a ay k opo a «ooe yo». Oe ce py ao, , o aaec, cococ , okp ce, co peee, paoc acpooeckx ypo o Epoe, aa oea o payck pak. poo oce o copac y Teox, a o pa pa opo, koope ocapac e yap p o. Co oc o kycoce, koop oaoaa a apcka ce. Heckoko o cpo cocecoa c c e p ekaeca, a koop oaac oa yka ck c oko ke a keke. Bce o a coe. — Bo, oaop! – ocopeo ocka Teo o aoky c yc aeo – ya-pa y x, o, ypoe! — a, y x, c cak – popo cepc, axaa pyka ooa xoka, paa o o cok okaa – eo ceac oko e, xopoo y ac xo akoa «kc-yp» ypaa, oa pyae…. Hy, aae o aepa…. Bce pyo o okay epkoo oooo a, akyc peoe kaae c kycoka aea e. — Ma — okyc a cky cya xo oa – ya pa…...

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