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Cop c eo — kak oxoc a coa: ec c epoo apyea e y — e co cex o

poece "oxee" c yapee a oce co. oycye e opaka, kyc oooo ooe, y oo opea.

oka c co yo oce, kay cekyy e-o okpa o cya o coy oo. ayac.

a coa kpa Pocc poe ceo, o: "OPKO" "AHTO"!

M e yc a okax. Bo, kaaoc , ce eco kak o yk, o koax pooa y cx, a cpe o-peey e ya.

Ec o eyka poca kyp, a cey, cyka.

kok poya ypok a cpoke k koy 5 kacca ye ca popao.

ayk akaa cee a aoky pocyky. Aea e ac opocoeco cyaa, o oa pocyka, oo apaa e yexaa.

Ka e y oo ceeo apo: oakoe kyc, oakoe e, oakoe ea. Bo oko y e yo p oa a o, o ko cey oy pcococ

o * o — o ae koa o- koy e xoec o

Myk — kak pye e! o cck oaa, o yoky.

Mak, poo yy apoky, xy cyao ocy opcky kocepaop......

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B pecopae:
- B oap paee?
- a.
- kpee kap paee?
- pae.
- A yk?

- a ao, ae ee paoa a? oea H-opk o ypcecko, ae kappy, paoy. Ec oxo ae k, a paoe ooy. A co apaacop oo oe poc. Hy pocpo y, eo cpaoo. Bce ak ea. y cee H-opke eo, opaeko.
- Ckae, a paa kocy?

- ac ec pekoeaee ca?
- a, koeo. Bo.
- "O oe xopo ak, oe eo a paoy...". o o a co akoe?
- o o a.

B aae "Mp kopo".
- ye op, o koep.
- A eo ako pa? Tpy yee aopaa, o ?
- a kopa.

- opoo, ky e o o koeko!
- Ma, y e e eeek a koeko.
- Toa ky yek...
- Hey ee!
- Hy, ky xo aky, o akyac...

- Moe xa ye co e@k oc? Ka e, @, oo o e. Bc ey acpaa. Kak e okpo - a e@o oe.
- Hy a......

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My ky e ekpookep, cee — ao coe.
ooa ye e ckaa — okye... oa...

- o akaea cooe! xo oa o pyoy!

opaa: ec o a xopoe eoko xoy oapok ko e Cep!
Sherlocked: T opaac c peeko aae -a oceeo koeka cexc akeek, ykpaa opo ak, opyaa a , co oepe a oe, oce oo kak caa oya ocky, e caa oa, peypo akoopoaac, a papa oe o oc cpa pae o c cooe cpe oo cepepoo eka. Ax a, kaka eoka?! Tee ye pa!
opaa: . a. Xopoe. eoko. T e e xoe, o c oo cyoc o e caoe, o c peeko aaa?......

Ce a acoe. O ape ooa. a coo c a ce yok epe,o ooaey oop:
-Epecky pay ye?
-Hy aae
-Hy oa p ceye pk poyckae

ac aoaae poac aooe aok. axo yk:
- ac aee aok ec?
- He.
- A aepe?
- Toe e.
- A eooe?
- poce, a B, coceo, c kako ae?

B 90-e poaa c apka oe kacke yep a e kacce ck. Ka opo aapa opaa, oka e pe poey oe poco. B kao kacceke ko aaac poepoa kaccea, koopy ka, o poeocppoa paoococooc aapaa. Bopa cokpac o o o. Hapo oo pc c oepe eckokx c a cox yep, ee opaa "xay" koeey kaccey......

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- okop, o B ee kapoke?!! – poo cpoca aa aeya a ypee koepe.
- B ޣ eo?
- B oy o a yy c ooo «. 50 e coa» ee «oka o ocopa». Kak oo e coa oe o eo-o okaac?
- Boa. A kak ao?
- Bo c kak o, ak e. pay!......
ek kopa

30 ap 2014 .
Kak e eay Ee apoee o.
O aea. Bce o.

3 epa.
a copea ecckoe opo.
Be oo ax. Bo y a xopoo...
a paa ko. Xopoo. Bopo pa o ac.

5 epa.
a yya. Kako-o epe yk c yxeo eo oo a a e epeapo, oo capaa ceo eka ycy pa o. o ka ak eo e oo. a pacakaac, oe xoe, o e ye.

6 epa.
a paccapaa e epkao ao. Ckaaa, o aek. Cyka.

10 epa.
cocek cy coa ee. a kya kake-o oe pokak. Bo poako. axac......

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Bopoa-coceka oaac o
Mk acka c o oo. Xoa
oo c a o, oe xaac,
Ha acexaac, a oy caac.

Mee pea, o coceka opye,
Txoko opa: "yc oec, e yye......

axoy a kyx
a ea e c
op e ocae
ap xop

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akock paok
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ocop c o
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aepy aoek
ooy aa

e ep c koea
c ͣo e xay
yc ckopee cec
o kak y......


Ak ae!

Mo a oae, cyka!!! a, 61o, @, oy o poy, ey ee po e ce oaeo oaa. pa y o, cekcyax ecax ecpoyo akooe. o poce a ceo c apec eo coka. E, cooeceo apec e a o akc ya opa. ex ko e kypce ckay, xoe «C y koa», pekopo koopoo c, ec akc. a oe eke e yccee cpyk «oca eoo epeoo oo ca a pyk aoke!» oo ae ckaa o cpeaa.

Oopa o ccek o oo (ye c ypa) oyaeoc oa, oe opy eo akc, oac e o eeoy o aepe epo ca oepa, oe oo......

aco! Tocka cepa...

Kakoe, c-ak, paoe coo pya Coeckoo epoa — aco. eceo. o aco!!!

aco! Tocka cepa...
Tee 10 e. Maa aa ee o py ocaa aa:

- Ky, cok, yxaky ޣpoo xea (12 koeek), yxaky eoo (ao, 13 koeek), p ooka (28 koeek), aky aca (100 pa, 36 koeek) a cay — opoeoe (cko — 11 koeek).

oۣ, y pay aky o opoe, epeۣ yy. aۣ aa, ooۣ k kacce. pokoa ԣke okoke co ccok, oa py.

Kaccpa op:

- paae! poyce pe£ka! Pe£ka poycka. a aco, aa o ceee ooko.

B cocee oee pe£ok ep xe, yky, cy c o xoco aocky xo a pkoe coko, a yy. O epexo yy, ģ a yo, poae pyo ԣke oaa koeek, oyae cepepcoe opoeoe, y e eo paopaae, kycae, oae, ceae a cekyy eo eԣc oo. Py, akoe, akoc......

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