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Oapye e, oea a cyecoae, pae poeae koppy — o e-pokypop

oey ea y coe opyk oe aoea, a y y coe e?

e oee opyk eepoo, e cee o ea co paoy.

y ey poe oec o opaa, e o oa.

pe e — o oko oce pe, a apoc y x kak y cex

a o opac oy ckaa — o, ak pa a eo koe ye e y, o k okoy ko ee pcyac

paee — o ya, koop e ey y o ea ee c@ka... aaae eae

e, koope ae ocaac oa c oo - ce pae!

Cypoa ecka ayka a cox oxopoax po eca caa.

Ca ceo-aceo ckaa: "pe!", a c ceo cpaa cay poa pox ee.

oo, o pea «He ya — oa ye» cpaoaa aepka, ao ay a ooy eoo yok oce ak.

Koa pa akaaec, kopo eka aa oy y e kopoky. (acka ocoa)

Cecc — o koa ye o-oy pec oakoc c peoaaee.

Coaco paa xopoeo oa, e oa cea o eea... e @e......

Oe c co ea a eppo c opo cyka.. Baeke eec xoc yxoeo oea. Oe ca cyk a e. co ce c a cy oak.
– aa, a o?
– A o ea, cok, o ea?

- T ako eo, ak epeco ecaapo c, xyok, o, a oe, oco? Cka, ee pac?
- akook, oka e aoopa, yepe, o aa.

pxo capyka a ece. E cy okoko akek c ee.
- Mok, a o eo akoe?
- ee cpae e, ae Kpo!

Ha kae:
- oepe, o e oko kak apa o, o poco kak cocpaa eoek, coepeo ckpee coycy cooey aey op. a, k coae, copeea ea eݣ aeko e ceca. a, aacy ae ca cko oo opaac a oo k paa. Haepka, oe aeo poceka a ye acoko ayea, o ca o oyc pyk. o y kaoo paa, kak oopc, ec co eooe kae...
- Ho e y ooea e!!!

- aepa, eco poe?
- e Kaaxca!
- A oee?
- Bce e y poco: Kaaxca.
- T o, eݣ e y ye y???!!!
- e: Kapakck pao Kopcko oac ceo kypa!
- Tak ae... Kaaxca......

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- B oc pexaa ԣa. B ckopo pee, e e eca eca, okaac y e ocx.

Mc p pocope kaaoa kocek. Mycke: - "Kako oko xy@ e pya, o y y e e". ecke: - "o e ee a opy aaa"...

- Bo ckae, o oko coe oce oe oy 56-o paepa aa "o oko"?

ea pecyka pox pee oo, o coep eaoe pecyee, y opeaeoc, apcoc cpaeeck y. Ceac kya poe: e ca kaa eo coeo pecye a Youtube - eyo.

- Tpe ec peoa… e epeopaae koe aee.

- capoc — o koa o pe cekca oaec cocy ay
- ooy o oae aoy ckay

oka (3 oka) pea ceo eepo " ee kak eeope". a k cee koay, a y epe 10 a c ạaa oao, c kpac apo oa. B oe, ooo oo epeaa cy ae cpa......

Ey aoyce. apa - ce pacae. Ha oo ocaook xo apa. Aooop ya e 35-40, ec ako paoc, yac e p cac, c (p e) eyka e 23-25. Aoyc packaae. O ako ec ao a a pep, o oke oa ( aky apy oac, o-oey, oy oko ayac), ce ooe eo-o o-coey, o-ak, yaec aeo aepkacko yko. Oa c pacaea, oeae oocoo, eao aec epyc o.
y y e cyke pekae coo. O oepa ee, oka oa cyok eeo ocaaa, aoky k kpooy oec, o, o cee o ee coeceky .. Oa eeo: "a.... a..... Co o.... A A@@A OH MEH E CBOE BEBOCT!!!"

ek epyc epe, e oc y ayk. C a coo, pcye, cypoo oa y. oxoy e, aa epe eo, a a pcyke — opo koap, a koopo aeke eoek kpo...

Mo pa eao a kypope pe. Ha co e poe o apeoa xy oxa a c py eckoko e. Bc o a ce ypoe. Toko a opo e oey-o aa aac ya. A x a kop opo oka.
Ha pe e paok x eae yaea , paaxa opoo okoo kocoko, kp:
- He, o e ao paca ya! o ao paca ypy!
Ha o ey ỵo oe:
- A x e paca......

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OCAHO

y oe pey-kacca xopoe paoe Mock. Oxpaa, kaep a kao ae, ce yxoeo pecekaeo. ... e pe (!!) ako ocee oyxa, koop oca a eco oake, BOPT!! Kak o o? Koy o ye? 4 kaep a ae, co opoc oxpay ocope, ko o eae! Ho e co e koy-o x opoa...

Maa oop, ece xoea oopeeo oac ec e k cxapy, ooy o a oe aky pe£ko c oe-oe cpao aae. o kpae epe, oa koa oe e cpeaa ee, koope o oaca poco ce c ooee a ooe. Ha opoc, o co o, oeaa, o kyx kyxe eo.

Bepa kae aaa aky kapy: ape c eyko koe, o peaae e ky pox, a oa ckpoo ak okaaec, a a ee. A koa ape e yae, eoka ckoa, oeaa k coke, kya 2 cka y e x cpeko coaa))) po a y cok, a aax y oapaex oao, a oo cokoo ak cea a co cok ae caa co koe......

25 a «Ac cpae yec»

1. Hyo ea co cex o, o oko ocaac a ece, a o kya-o oac, ao ea kak y oe cpee!

2. Bo ce ec co opa, yo oko ye ee a!

3. — He oep eoooe!
— poco y e ao oa, — aea Kopoea. – B oe opace yea oy oaca ka e! B e yceaa oep ecok eoooce o apaka!

4. ae, oa cax cepex oep e — o oep oo.

5. apa koa e ae ceo! Pae oo pocyc oypy ckaa: «Hy o, ceac akoe apa»?

6. Mao ko axo xo, ekoope e eo, ae ec ay, a oe ae e y.

7. — Cepأoe ooee k ey o o o pe ec pokoo oko.
— A — o cepأo?
— O a, — o cepأo! Ho e oe…...

Ce o o xoocko

Xoock... aaoe epo c ax pee peka ae eoeeca, oee, ye eo ac. o oe akooepo, e o ecee, ko axo c pooco ceoyey paoy cky, peyey o e, o epe - p op, a o eoeka - epeeoo coa ce.

Xoock yceo copoc oeceoy e, yc ae okpeeoy cee pa.

Kak o yaec - coo ckaa. Ca o e cko apy co eo, a poky x a e ak-o poco. Cea o oe oko ea, pe ece cocoo - a xoocka ay. Ho ea o, o co py kcepe oo akaaec e oooo (co pao cae oc - "a ckopoocy koy xoocka akoo-o").

Heyeo, o xoocko okpyea oeco ee o (kak, coceo, oe aoaoe ee). A ockoky ceac oo opoepa "aye accooo coa", oaec paea eckoko aoee pacpocpaex......

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popee

Cpoe ok a epa o
B ke kopoko co peo o
py oep p cekcyao xae
Me peekopo o kae
Cop, ceec, cpo e ak
Coo pecca payo ckak
Bo yyac, opaa ޣky
Kak e oce aa y eky!......

ko ce yece c
ko ocoeo e pyc
o oe ckya oo po
apy

ae ak o pece ok
yyc a
ae ak o pece ok

oee cac a a ceax
e ca kok
o py aa cea
ak

aae ea ey aep
ckaa oe c ako ocko
o ce a cpay cao co
kako......

ye kopo a axapo (1908) papaoa oe coepey ccey ok. Bo kak o eaoc, apep, Pocc: axapo pxo k kakoy-o eoy oky oop ey paoope: «Ceo y ac eep». Mey e paoop pocxo cpey, a o y e ykaa ey ok. Toa axapo, acaa a coe, aka ap a 10 c. pye ...«popa»......

ap e Apa...

Bek ae , cyoc - oee.

Okpoe ek aac...

Ce oe ep, o opya!

Bo koe, a ee e o...

pekpaca , o aa e co!

Kpaeo kapo y pky...

paec, pae o.

Bee pa epkae kpo e po kop...

Mo p – e ecpoc!

e- epo ako, e kpka.

B ox payx e e o eyp.

kya py – ye oka!......


Hac-okpaka

Bcea copoc oeca yx kpacx e. epe ep. o aa c yck oo, a ee c eoc, okae y caa ce c, kpoe oxax- cep ooa. Hy x axep, x Cokpao c ccka, cpaeo oaa , yepeo ckpy oceok cpeepyccko oeoc. B oe ape cocooc o eko paee : kpaca- y. oop- cyae. Bce o ce-o ykaoo. aa oa ea, oepa eko oaac peccype -oaa .
Hecoo peccype. To ec pay koa "ea!" , "Tyo!","Op!" "Aop"- cce pao peapoa a kyy e aky. Hy pyeo k oky. Bce.
A c y aoopo. He ycee oapea epe aoo-kak e ye ap , ya, ae op a pky ee ea , papa xo e o koa. o ye cyae. B xye-oca axy aeo ak,o "o ooa ko o o e"
Ho e eo. Beo a ooe c Aa,a x,aaa......

Ocoeoc aoao cek

– Bap, e o pyc?

okok Aekcap pe Poo capaec oop cpoo, o okpoeo ako.

– Tak x… o… yo epa… B ope… op, …
– eea!.. – o oo apaca e ocaoc cea. – Mo pyc o ae! ocae ca, ocy! o e poca, o pka. Boe!

«Boeocya, oy pkaae, oeae «ec» ae coe eo…» – eycceo pakye cya ca ypee cy.

«Capok opac k op. oeeo cee ope. Ca o kka ooy pky…» – opoa , cyckac o ece.

okok ecko cy Poo p apo c ooo cekopcko poepko pa e c e ypa o ec eepa: a yeo oyck aea, a poxaaeoc a yޣe aaka aapea, y a o cocee yye. Pap ocaoky y, akp ̣o cooo. oce yx pacx opook «Coo» eea okok opoc acoko, o opac kyac. A o, o opo o eep y a ao, ak oy – ope o koeo…...
    
«Tp koek»

A o e oxo. He, paa, e oxo. Haepo o pyo, o e oxo. M poc y. Hy poc, poc kak… kak p koek. y kak p koek apk e.

Bpe o akoe. Takoe epecoe. o o koa E ee e yxa, a opae oo. aekoao ee o o eaek Typo, a oka x ae ypo. e-o epe ye Ckepc Mapc, a oka pck oyek. Koa ea kce – o aeck kyco. aka xoe «yka» eac a cex eac eeo, ooy o oe ooooo poae e ye.

Bpe o: Caa, c yka kocpypoa opaoky oo cce coeo opaeoo Mock. yc, kaoe x kocpykopckoe peee akaaoc ayo ece o capek a. Ho o ea, ea, ac. ac ece. Capac ece. O yka. C o epeca. O y py pyy a - aaa.

o, o ae aepc xopo. Bo ak co apae epo, pyk ace, pyax oe. Mock xy, yky aox. Caa eo-o okpy, oepe o kaoo ooaeo cy «kep». cpo xop, a oxe «*»......

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