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Vampires At The Bar

Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender walks up to the first one and says, "What can I get you?"

The vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."

Then bartender then asks the second vampire, and he too replies that he would like a pint of blood.

The bartender then asks the third vampire for his drink order. The vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma."

The bartender thinks for a minute and says, "Let me see if I've got this right. That's two bloods and a blood light?"