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WEiRd voices for your head


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WEiRd voices for your head ========================== . 
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DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

You can't drink all day long
if you don't start first thing in the morning!

Instant asshole, just add alcohol

Hell yes I'm drunk! what do you think I am, a stunt driver?

I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly,
and I shall be sober in the morning

A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie
on the floor without holding on

Don't drink and drive--if you hit a bump you spill your beer

If I'm driving funny its probably becuase I'm drunk.

Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.

I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

Life's too short to dance with ugly men.

If my dog had a face as ugly as your's,
I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

Never fight ugly people they have nothing to loose

Us blondes aren't dumb

Not all dumbs are blonde

If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde

Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel

(Excuse Me... I have blonde root syndrome)

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter

There are only 2 choices on the menu: take it or leave it.

I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables

I like cats, they taste just like chicken.

If we weren't meant to eat animals,
why are they made of meat?

Cat... the other white meat

Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.

You can have my guns when you pry them
from my kids cold, dead fingers.

This car protected by a pissed off mother with a .45 auto.

Hold on before you pass, I'm reloading.

I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me,
did you have something to say?

Happiness is an automatic weapon with a belt feed

Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition

I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!

This car protected by Smith & Wesson

Fight crime, shoot back

If guns are outlawed, only outlaws
will accidentally shoot their children

Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

Normal people worry me

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy,
check 3 friends, if they are ok, your it

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT

It is a shame stupidity isn't painful

Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship

Support mental health or I'll kill you

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles

P.M.S ?!! Hell, this is one of my better days!!

Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Your just jealous because the voices talk to me.

Honk if you've been groped by Clinton

FIREFIGHTERS FIND THEM HOT AND LEAVE EM WET

Join the Army: Visit exotic places,
meet interesting people and then kill them

Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Just because my name is buddy doesn't mean
you have to scream it to get my attention

We're born naked, wet, & hungry. Then things get worse.

My state bird is the finger

Strike a blow for justice: punch an attorney

 ...and Hillary would be the Village idiot...

My freedom is more important than your good idea.

If you keep trying to ban clearcutting,
try wiping yourself with plastic .

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

When you do a good deed get a receipt
(in case heaven is like the IRS).

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Will Rogers never met a lawyer.

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face
on the back of a milk carton.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Is there life before coffee?

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

There's one in every crowd and they always find me.

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

Wink. I'll do the rest.

Cynics are people who know the price
of everything and the value of nothing.

Who cares who's on board?

Die Yuppie Scum.

No radio. Already stolen.

Exxon Suxx.

Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving,
or where you would rather be.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers.

It's not how you pick it, but where you flick it

Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

I've run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead

Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe.

If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them

Nonconformists are all alike.

Hug your kids at home-belt them in the car!

Car will explode upon impact

Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Don't laugh at these fogged up windows it's your daughter in here

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

CONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS

DIPLOMACY IS THAT ART OF SAYING "NICE DOGGIE!"
 ...TILL YOU CAN FIND A ROCK

I LIKE YOU BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU
WORKING WITH SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES

LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF

ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST

PRIDE IS WHAT WE HAVE - VANITY IS WHAT OTHERS HAVE

WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF SMART

PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY

End racism...kill everyone

Indians discovered Columbus

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups

If you love your life as much as I love my car then you won't steal it

Hire Teenagers while they still know everything!

If I roll up my windows and lock the doors,
its because you smell horrible

Custer got Siouxed

Compost happens

I'm pro choice, I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat and wear fur.

Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end
of the tunnel has been turned off.

The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

DAM : Mothers Against Dislexia

Dislexics of the world... UNTIE!!

I will never put off 'till tomorrow what I can forget about forever

Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup.

Where There's A Whip, There's A Way.

Sorry, I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down!

I said "no" to drugs, but they just woudn't listen.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.

You Will Be Assimilated.

One who farts in church sits in his own pew.

I do everything my rice krispies tell me to do

Earth first! We'll strip mine the other planets later!

Very funny Scotty, Now beam down my Clothes!!!

I Hate Coffee--It Keeps Me Awake at Work.

I want to make love in the worst way--standing up in a canoe

HELP END POVERTY--EAT THE POOR

The more people I know, the more I love my dog.

The best way to change someone's mind is with a rock

Bad spellers of the world enight!

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

A friend in need... can be a real pain in the ass.

If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.

BE KIND TO YOUR CHILDREN; THEY CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME.

Not tonite dear, I have a modem!

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I Farted So You'd Smell Better

Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.

Worry, God knows all about you.

Jesus is coming, look busy!

Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an asshole!)

I've found Jesus... He's in my trunk

The Big Bang Theory -- God spoke and BANG, it happened

Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'

I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

I FOUND JESUS...he's in the truck of my car...you can see him for five dollars.

Born again pagan.

God, please protect me from your followers.

God is living in Canada and doesn't want to get involved!

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere.

A silent woman is seldom beaten

Zero to Bitch in 4.0 Seconds

FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE, FEW MEN ACT IT

I'm the person your mother warned you about!

Men aren't pigs....pigs are gentle, cute creatures!

Missing, Husband And Dog; Attention $100.00 Reward For Dog

If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons

Backoff I'm a postal worker.

Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.

Now that you are on my ass you wanna get married?

Unless you are a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!

I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!

I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!

I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami Procrastinada

If you can read this, your too close. (Written in brail)

If you can read this, you're in phaser range

Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns

I'm not in heat SO GET OFF MY TAIL!

If you come any closer, I'll eat you.

You're not my bitch so get off my ass.
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