Alice Hunter Morrison Adventures

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Agh!! A morning gift from Squeaky my cat to prove her love. Unfortunately, I discovered it by stepping on it in my bare feet as I got out of bed.... should’ve gone to specsavers!

  Oh Lord!!! She just brought me a still-wiggling tail..where’s gecko no2?   TOP DEFINITION   you should have gone to specsavers When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers. Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club 

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....