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Анекдот на английском языке "Beauty Regimen"


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Анекдот на английском языке "Beauty Regimen"
2014-08-21 09:15 admin

Little Johnny watched his mother spread cold cream on her face.

"Why do put that stuff on your face, Mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother. She then began removing the cream with a tissue

Little Johnny stared intently at her face. "That's okay, Mommy," he said. "You can try again tomorrow."


Beauty Regimen
Режим красоты

Little Johnny watched his mother
Маленький Джони наблюдал, как его мать

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Анекдот на английском языке "Black and White"
2014-08-21 09:21 admin

Black and White

A little girl was attending a wedding for the first time, and marveled at the decorations, the music, and especially the bridal gown.

"Why is the bride dressed in white?" she whispered to her mother.

"Because white is the color of happiness," her mother replied. "Today is the happiest day of her life." 

The child thought about this for a moment, and then asked, "Why does the groom wear black?"

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Анекдот на английском языке "A Responsible Employee"
2014-08-21 09:58 admin

A Responsible Employee

A man was interviewing for a job. The interviewer said, "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

"I'm the one you want," the man replied. "At my last job every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."


A Responsible Employee
Ответственный работник

A man was interviewing for a job.
Мужчина проходил собеседование по поводу работы.

The interviewer said,
Интервьюер сказал:

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Анекдот на английском языке "Dentist Bill"
2014-08-21 10:01 admin

Dentist Bill

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge."

"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."


Dentist Bill
Счет стоматолога

A woman phoned her dentist
Женщина позвонила своему стоматологу,

when she received a huge bill.
когда получила огромный счет.

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Трейлер фильма "Страховщик" (2014) (английский и русский транскрипт)
2014-08-21 18:07 admin

Next Monday is the new moon. My sister says I’ll give birth then.

Aren’t you afraid to bring your daughter into a place like this?

Sir, you are putting a human life in danger.

The unit is in perfect condition.

What’s this?

I’ve never seen this before. This is an altered unit without an owner.

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