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Anecdotes in English from Russia
A hasband runs into his house and says to his wife:
We're having a guest in half an hour. I've invited my boss over.
The wife:
- What are crazy. No food in the house.
- Well, think something. We have to have him over. Thery deciding tomorrow
who's going to get a vase.
- We haven't got anything. Just some soup and can of peas.
-Listen. Wen he comes. I'll tell him that you're cooking pork chops with pears.
I'll offer him some homemade wine, and you smash a plate in the kitchen and yell something.
I'll ask you what's wrong, and you say you're droppped the pork chops in the garbage,
and that the peas are all that's left.
She agreed, and the boss arrived a half-hour later. The husband gave him some wine,
and then yelled to his wife.
- So, how are our chops and peas coming?
Some plates fell in the kitchen with a crash wife started swearing.
Hasband:
- What's the matter, clumsy? Did you drop our pork chops in the garbage?
From the kitchen came a sob, then. "No, the peas!"
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