Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } .news { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } A hooray henry bought a lego constructor and some day came wondering at it to his friend: It states on it: Under 2-4 years. But I made it in just two months! Купил новый русский детский конструктор ЛЕГО и рассказывает своему товарищу: - Вот на нем написано: от 2-х до 4-х лет. А я его за два месяца собрал. - Представляем спонсоров рассылки и у...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } Onсе there were three little pigs who lived together in mutual respect and in harmony with their environment. Using materials that were indigenous to the area, they each built a beautiful house. One pig built a house of straw, one a house of sticks, and one a house of dung, clay and creeper vines shaped into bricks and baked in a small kiln. When they were finished, the pigs were satisfied with their work and settled...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } Angel On The Tree Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip.but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the re...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } An old man has caught the golden fish. She asks: "What do you wish" He says: "I wish I had everything. "Well- she answers - "you had everything. Перевод на русский язык здесь Internet-reference book "English language" [New word] [Contest] [Forum] [Test] [Joke] [Penpals] [Forum] [Phone] [Chat] www.englang.ru SpyLOG http://subscribe.ru/ E-mail: ask@subscribe.ru Поиск ...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } A man has lost his way in the wood. He is walking and yelling: - Help, save me, a-uu! Suddenly he feels somebody touching him on the shoulder. He turns round and sees a bear having scrambled out of his lair: - Why are you disturbing my sleeping? - Well, I have lost my way. - And why are You yelling? - So, maybe somebody hears me. - Well, I have heard you, feeling better now? Перевод на русский язык здесь Internet-ref...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } At a big bank presentation in a luxurious office in the center of Moscow, an Englishman is sitting near the table, not eating anything. A NR has spotted the guest, and approaches him, assuming his most hospitable manner: - Why aren't you eating, sir? Help yourself please, it's all free of charge! - Thanks a lot, I just don't want to. - the Englishman replies. - What do you mean you don't want to! It's free of charge!...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } A man has been asked: -How do You estimate the chances of Your going into the street and meeting there a dinosaur? The man: - A billi. A woman has been asked: -How do You estimate the chances of Your going into the street and meeting there a dinosaur? The woman: - Half and half. -You don't say! - she is said. - Well-she says-either I'll meet him, or I'll not. Перевод на русский язык здесь Internet-reference book "Eng...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } 25 Ways to Torture Your Roommate At Christmas 1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and thrash on the floor. 2.Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off. 3. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it. 4. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is co...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } The Smart One A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are each given $50 to measure the height of a building. The mathematician buys a ruler and a sextant, and by determining the angle subtended by the building a certain distance away from the base, he establishes the height of the building. The physicist buys a heavy ball and a stopwatch, climbs to the top of the building and drops the ball. By measuring the ti...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } Once upon a time, there was a prince, who dreamed to find a fairy princess and kiss her. And in some other place, there was a princess who dreamed that one day a fairy prince will come to her and kiss her. And one day these two toads met each other. Translator - falcon1@peterlink.ru Перевод на русский язык здесь Internet-reference book "Learning English language" [New word] [Contest] [Forum] [Test] [Joke] [Penpals] [...