Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } Diskette Maintenance Manual 1: Never forget your diskette in a drive for data tend to leak causing corrosion to the drive's mechanism. 2: Keep the diskette clean and polish it with wax on a weekly basis. Minor iron dust (that time from time accumulates on the surface of your diskette) can be removed with a strong magnet moved about the surface. Dust particles incrusted into the surface can be washed away with washing...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } In a French Catholic school class, a priest is quizzing his students. "Whom must we love and cherish above all others" Silence. "Haven't you read the Scriptures" asked the priest. "Whom must we love above all others" Not a sound. "Well, let's try this. I'll give 20 francs to whomever answers correctly, offered the priest. A hand went up timidly. "Our teachers" "No, wrong. Think again" the priest answered, adding "I'l...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } Three Men In A Plane In a plane that's about to crash, there are three passengers: the wisest man on earth, a student, and a politician. When they find out that the plane is about to go down and there is only one parachute between the three of them they debate about who would sacrifice his life for the country and who will jump to safety. The politician says he's responsible for running the country, so of course, he ...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } New Russian complains to the doctor: -Doctor, listen to me. see, something happened, I can not sleep at all, nervous, something is wrong here . The doctor checked him and say -You know, you are healthy, practically. If your nervous are strain, try change something in your life. -Yeah, doc, you are wrong, Well, I have changed for two years yet - 3 apartments, six- "Mercedes, five - banks, three - "shelter, two- wives ...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } A son asks his father: - Dad, why do you have so big belly? Maybe, it is because of the beer? - No, it is for the beer. A computer programmer put two glasses on the bedside table before sleeping: one with the water for the case if he wants to drink at night time, and the other one - empty, for the case if he doesn't want to drink. The child in the zoo sees monkeys in the cage, and cries, showing them with a finger: -...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } To make a woman happy is very easy. But expensive. If you haven't a woman, it does mean that somebody has two. Money are a very strange subject: they or start to finish, or finish to start. When you are in funds, it is easier to endure, that happiness isn't in money. A couple of lovers are walking on the beach. The guy says the girl: - Let's talk about the fine things! - OK, do you have 100? - Yes! - That's fine! Пер...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } A lecture on phylosophy. Professor talk to freshmen: -well, according with conclusions of most famous philosophers in different trends, we can confirm, that man gets his happiness not in posession of willing thing, but in pursuit (maybe unsuccessful) of it. A voice from back line: -Professor, have you ever tryed to catch up the leaving bus dyring the cold, dark, wet night? Перевод на русский язык здесь Internet-refer...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } In one perfect day a hen has demolished egg of weight 3 kgs. There came the reporters and ask: - How it was possible to you? The hen: It is a secret! The reporters: your further plans? The hen: To demolish еgg of weight 6 kgs The reporters came to the cock. The reporters: How it at you has turned out? The cock: It is a secret! The reporters: your further plans? The cock: To fill a physiognomy to an ostrich! Перевод н...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } A hasband runs into his house and says to his wife: We're having a guest in half an hour. I've invited my boss over. The wife: - What are crazy. No food in the house. - Well, think something. We have to have him over. Thery deciding tomorrow who's going to get a vase. - We haven't got anything. Just some soup and can of peas. -Listen. Wen he comes. I'll tell him that you're cooking pork chops with pears. I'll offer h...

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru проекта Citycat.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } During a wild drinking party an NR is seated at a table, his head resting in a salad plate. Another one comes up, saying: - How are you doing, Vasya? How's your life? - A complete success, - retorts the first NR and drops his head back into the salad. Internet-reference book "Learning English language" http://www.engring.telemost.ru SpyLOG http://subscribe.ru/ E-mail: ask@subscribe.ru ...