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Anecdotes in English from Russia

Anecdotes in English from Russia

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } .news { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .text { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy" Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is fuckin' Goofy" Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they had sex. Pinocchio ...

2001-11-12 06:52:26 + Комментировать

Anecdotes in English from Russia

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } .news { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .text { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } Did you hear that Captain Hook died from jock itch? Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me" Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the B...

2001-11-10 11:02:16 + Комментировать

Anecdotes in English from Russia

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } .news { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .title { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 14px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .text { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } Новости интернет-справочника "Английский язык" : 09.11.2001 2.000.000 посетителей побывали на страницах нашего сайта! . Дорогие друзья! Как Вы помните, 8 августа 2001 года мы праздновали "миллионного"...

2001-11-09 23:22:07 + Комментировать

Anecdotes in English from Russia Экстренный выпуск

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } .news { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 14px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .title { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 14px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .text { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } Новости Интернет-справочника "Английский язык" - WWW.LANG.RU Уважаемые подписчики! Мы рады сообщить Вам о выходе на заключительный этап нового, уникального проекта на www.lang.ru, связанного с изучением английс...

2001-10-26 11:13:12 + Комментировать

Anecdotes in English from Russia

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } .news { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .text { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } Dirty Disney Jokes Here are some dirty Disney jokes, and I DON'T mean "Mickey Mouse fell in the mud! Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with...

2001-10-21 11:05:02 + Комментировать

Anecdotes in English from Russia

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } .news { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .text { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } A Religious Debate This is the story of a debate between two religious figures. About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Rome. Naturally there was a big uproar from a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, the Jews coul...

2001-10-18 11:05:06 + Комментировать

Anecdotes in English from Russia

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } .news { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .text { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } Does not compute. And people are worried about Y2K problems. In March 1992 a man living in Newton near Boston, Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. In April he received another and threw that one awa...

2001-10-15 11:05:01 + Комментировать

Anecdotes in English from Russia

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } .news { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .text { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } Air Force One in-flight chat Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy" Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,00...

2001-10-12 11:05:01 + Комментировать

Anecdotes in English from Russia

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru TD { FONT-FAMILY: arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px } .news { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } .text { FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial; FONT-SIZE: 12px; TEXT-ALIGN: justify } Classified Ads These are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers. Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Our experienced Mom will ca...

2001-10-09 13:05:37 + Комментировать

Anecdotes in English from Russia 'Английский с погружением' на борту яхты 'Натали'.

Служба Рассылок Subscribe.Ru Новости интернет-справочника "Английский язык. Внеочередной выпуск. Уважаемые посетители сайта www.lang.ru, приглашаем Вас принять участие в первой познавательно-развлекательной акции "Английский с погружением" на борту яхты "Натали. "Погружение" проводят преподаватели центра иностранных яpыков COMPLANG, сайт www.lang.ru, зарубежные гости. Призы победителям конкурсов и викторин предоставили партнёры нашего сайта - издательский дом "Инфра-М" и туристическая компания LSM (обучени...

2001-10-08 21:27:14 + Комментировать