At a big bank presentation in a luxurious office in the center of Moscow, an Englishman is sitting near the table, not eating anything. A NR has spotted the guest, and approaches him, assuming his most hospitable manner:
- Why aren't you eating, sir? Help yourself please, it's all free of charge!
- Thanks a lot, I just don't want to... - the Englishman replies.
- What do you mean you don't want to?! It's free of charge!
- It's just that I'm not hungry, - the Englishman suggests.
- Do you mean you eat only when you're hungry?! - the NR enquires wearing a deeply puzzled look.
- Well, yes...
- You're just like an animal, - concludes the NR in indignation.