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Статья отправлена Sel, Модератор Men are like...For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. **** On the other hand... A woman can be choosing forever... Look at this: A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center t o find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. *** Enjoy yourselves! By the way! You can always submit your questions both in Russian and in English if you have trouble with the knowledge of English. The solution for any problem will come in no time! Just click here, we are waiting for your questions! Вы всегда можете направить нам Ваши вопросы на русском и английском языках, если у Вас возникла проблема или есть вопрос касательно английского языка. Перейдите по этой ссылке и помощь не заставит себя ждать! Мы ждем Ваших вопросов! =Sel
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Авторское право: ООО "Мастер-Эксперт Про" Автор: Калашников О.А. | Программирование: Гладенюк А.Г. Хостинг: Компания "Московский хостер" Версия системы: 2009.6.8 от 28.08.2009 |
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